self homicide

The act of killing oneself

I’m going to commit self homicide if things don’t get better around here

by Bdubbz23 April 5, 2021

Dummy self

When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.

“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”

“Dummy self *shakes head*”

by Bread eater May 3, 2021

self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!

Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.

by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023

self sanchez

When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache

I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez

by CKFun February 11, 2004

self conny

try hards

i am j4ck and i am a try hard "self conny"

by J4ckNZ June 10, 2017

self-lick

having oral sex with my with my own male
member.

if i could self-lick, i would have no use for my girlfriend.

by andyheadinsky February 10, 2003

Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).

Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!

by wittylass February 10, 2010