Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

Wyse-Solomon

A Wyse-Solomon is someone who is charming, handsome, brave, intelligent, funny, and someone who is always positive no matter what. They are kind and thoughtful people that love to make new friends and learn new things. They are people everyone wants to be around and will put a smile on everyone’s face

Wyse-Solomon is so cool. I’d definitely give him 20$ for no reason!

by Edward von Ludwigsburg November 20, 2023

English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.

"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"

by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024

Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.

Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024

Slithery Salmon

Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.

Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.

by SnappleApple... July 8, 2024

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Short Solomon

A short king that is Jewish.

"He was pretty cute for a Short Solomon."

"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."

"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."

"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."

by adventurebeans June 21, 2025