Ryan

A stunning man with a love of dead hamsters who haunt lady boys. They enjoy a nice set of baws and have great appreciation of hitler. Ryan's are also prone to early menopause and generally peak at the age of 17, thus causing a very dusty vagina hole usually smelling of haddock. Ryan's also enjoy a nice cock and a good teabagging.

Mary: 'why is it so dusty in here?'
Frank: 'ryan just opened his legs'
Mary: 'i think im going to sneeze'

by Da Beast Bawz February 7, 2010

Ryan

to consider cheating or to cheat on one's boyfriend/girlfriend

Why would you cheat on me?! You little Ryan.

by dontpulla November 16, 2011

Ryan

An extremely short individual, who is commonly referred to as both a fairy, and an overall bigot, primarily insulting individuals of Mexican descent. It is also common for them to suffer under the grandeur of being a pirate or gangsta.

He just got destroyed by his classmates for being a total Ryan.

by NoCreativity January 15, 2009

Ryan

Ryan

- Offten used to describe a faggot.
-Likes to chase little kids and contiue creeping people who he cant get.
-likes it up the ass.
-creeps anyone.
-looks stupid.

OMG did you see that kid? he is such a ryan!

FUCK OFF DUDE YOU ARE SUCH A RYAN!

OMG that kid is such a creep. what a ryan

by shovitupyoassnig April 13, 2011

Ryan

a male which looks like he has down-syndrome and has serious difficulty riding a bicycle. also who is an internet pussey

RYAN ROSE is a very good example of this

by vagometer October 16, 2008

Ryan

Is the best at food ASMR. Loves him some Taco Bell and his Baja blast. He is overly obsessed with the pokemon bulbasaur and has over 19284893744 pokémon cards. At first glance you’d think he’s gay, but yeah. He is gay. He’s a fucking weeaboo and he knows it. We love Ryan :-)

Girl: wow you’re cute
Ryan: woah. I love penis and bulbasaur. chill

by Hoereject July 8, 2019

Ryan

A ryan is a gentle hearted person. He can light up a room with his smile. His laugh is the kind that makes your heart smile. He listens when you least expect and pays attention to things you normally dont remember. A ryan is a great friend and possibly the best one to have. He will make you weak in your knees and when he touches you or you feel his lips on yours it's hard to breath and hard to think. He is not a man with many words but every time he speaks its worth listening to. It is hard not to fall for a ryan but if a ryan falls for you I'm pretty sure you should hold on to him tight. He has a story to tell and pages to wrtite So weather your just a sentence in this book of ryan or in a page or even just a chapter it was worth it.

When your not sure how your going to swim from the bottom of the ocean with bricks on your feet, search for a ryan to make it out alive.

by controlfreak365 July 10, 2019