SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

On rub

not in working order

I fell over lastnight and broke my ankle i've been on rub since.

by RedlakeNationOjib March 21, 2021

RUB

A rich urban biker. Trailers their bike 3000 miles until almost at an event and rides it in like he rode it the whole way. (Weekend warrior)

Did u see that Rich Urban Biker that pulled in last night. Not a speck of dirt on his bike. He must have hoped on it just outside the gate. What a RUB

by Sisko Cowboy November 14, 2022

root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023

gravy rub

At the completion of intercourse, the final, vigorous stroke as ejaculation commences.

Watching some cows mating, a farmer might saw "yep, there he goes, there's the gravy rub."

by Secretfrown May 30, 2016

Rubbing her purse

Female self gratification

I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.

by Jtown J July 6, 2022

rubbed out

1. erase pencil marks with an eraser.
2. (of a gangster or assassin) kill someone.

1. "he rubbed out a couple of lines and carried on drawing"
2. "you can bet he's been rubbed out for business reasons"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025