Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex

My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.

Free ride to brown by cerberus98 May 25, 2011

Recession Ride 

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

Recession Ride by rage-cage September 18, 2012

Vike Ride 

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.

Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.

Vike Ride by Nitrolian July 12, 2013

Refreshing ride 

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.

Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"

Refreshing ride by Semper Ardeat January 8, 2014

Group Ride 

A group ride occurs when multiple motorcyclists get together and ride as a group. It is akin to a convoy.

Group Ride: It's like group sex, but with all of the leather and none of the penetration.

Group Ride by lo_0l January 16, 2014

Neopolitan Pony Ride 

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

Neopolitan Pony Ride by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009

Mexican Train Ride 

When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.

Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.

Mexican Train Ride by .::TITOOOOOOO::. December 11, 2010