2 definitions by cerberus98
Effortless anal sex
My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.
by cerberus98 May 02, 2011
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A pompous douche bag with a penchant for ending every sentence in "Derp." Thinks everything he says is funny. Also likely to appreciate the company of felines more than is considered healthy.
by cerberus98 March 29, 2011
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