Definitions by cerberus98
Free ride to brown
Effortless anal sex
My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.
Free ride to brown by cerberus98 May 25, 2011
luckythetourist
A pompous douche bag with a penchant for ending every sentence in "Derp." Thinks everything he says is funny. Also likely to appreciate the company of felines more than is considered healthy.
luckythetourist by cerberus98 April 14, 2011