1 definition by Semper Ardeat

Refreshing ride

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.

Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"

by Semper Ardeat January 7, 2014