rice cracka'

While the term "cracka'" (or "cracker") is used to describe someone who is "white trash," RICE CRACKA' is its Asian counterpart, a.k.a., "yellow trash."

My dad is a RICE CRACKA'. When I was growing up, he'd sit around in his wife beater and boxers, drinking cans of Bud, yelling obscenities and blaming the white man for his troubles...

by MoGyver December 11, 2011

rice-ist

One who automatically refers to all Japanese cars as a "ricer". Also, one who has a hatred for any car that has been modified unless it is a Chevy or Ford.

Billy Bob Buttfuck over there called my 300zx a ricer because I put rims on it. At least I didn't jack it up like his F150 shit wagon. Fuckin' rice-ist.

by dosxfx August 17, 2015

Rice Noodle

a Penis of Asian ancestry which is too small to suck or fuck

"Rosha get some!" Says Eric.
"No, you fucking rice noodle!" Rosha screams.
"What do you mean?" Eric says confused.
"You're a rice noodle bruh, sorry." Will explains.

by the_zymbobwhey May 29, 2018

Siomai Rice

Is a song made by Denzel Tomagos aka $ucc.
IDK the song became viral and i don't know what the song means really.
He states that when he is hunger, he goes to his school cafeteria and buys some siomai with some rice.
Siomai and cheap and tasty with rice :P

Juan: Hay nako... Gutom na ako... bili nga ako ng siomai sa baba.
(Oh god... I'm hungry... maybe I'll something downstairs.)

ATE! babili nga bo ng siomai rice
(SIS! Can I some some siomai rice

Ate:Bakit may kanin pa?
(Why do I have to put some rice in it?)

Juan: Sundin mo na lang ang order ko.
(Just follow my orders)

by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019

Rice caked

Someone who eats to many rice cakes and there asshole looks like the surface of a rice cake

Look at Gary Thorpe's asshole, he eats way to many rice cakes , he definitely has been rice caked

by Türner October 06, 2018

Rice crust

Rice crust is the tiny speck of sperm that gets left inside the urethra just at the tip of your penis after you ejaculate. Over time, it hardens up and blocks the inside of the urethra. As a result, when you go to pee the next morning, you have a pee-splosion as the pressures rips the solidified piece of ejaculate out of your penis leading to a sharp pain.

Yo man, I spiderman-ed the bitch last night! Although, I paid for it the next day with a rice crust in my penis. Karma is a bitch, I say!

by biGGieboo February 07, 2011

Stacia Rice

(Noun) Rice that is horribly cooked, soggy, about 2-3 weeks old and reheated. Is commonly made by a teenage girl, who is a horrible cook but knows how to make toast... hopefully. Usually Stacia Rice is a mix of white rice, wild rice and garlic salt and a whole bunch of other things found in the cabinet.

Dude, that Stacia Rice actually tastes really good. Is this shit really 2 weeks old?

by Jzpoodle January 10, 2012