Siomai Rice

Is a song made by Denzel Tomagos aka $ucc.
IDK the song became viral and i don't know what the song means really.
He states that when he is hunger, he goes to his school cafeteria and buys some siomai with some rice.
Siomai and cheap and tasty with rice :P

Juan: Hay nako... Gutom na ako... bili nga ako ng siomai sa baba.
(Oh god... I'm hungry... maybe I'll something downstairs.)

ATE! babili nga bo ng siomai rice
(SIS! Can I some some siomai rice

Ate:Bakit may kanin pa?
(Why do I have to put some rice in it?)

Juan: Sundin mo na lang ang order ko.
(Just follow my orders)

by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019

Rice caked

Someone who eats to many rice cakes and there asshole looks like the surface of a rice cake

Look at Gary Thorpe's asshole, he eats way to many rice cakes , he definitely has been rice caked

by Türner October 5, 2018

Rice Noodle

a Penis of Asian ancestry which is too small to suck or fuck

"Rosha get some!" Says Eric.
"No, you fucking rice noodle!" Rosha screams.
"What do you mean?" Eric says confused.
"You're a rice noodle bruh, sorry." Will explains.

by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018

rice on mama

The most sincere form of commitment or the guarantee of the highest purity of a substance.

Person A: I swear to God on my life. Let my mama burn in hell, that I will be there.
Person B: "RICE ON MAMA", NIGGA?

by GoEz March 11, 2019

rice sandwich

When you cover a woman's boobs in sticky rice before you fuck it, once finished, you cum on them before breading it and forcing her to eat it

Bro my girl got wild last night she had me give her a Rice Sandwich

by TopHatPenguin October 4, 2017

brandon rice

Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.

If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.

by Hahahaha sisjsbs June 1, 2017

bum rice

When your trying to organize a office pot luck but end up looking like a total dink

I’ll bring the bum rice!!mmm

by Ndddda November 11, 2017