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jizz rag 

1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
jizz rag by That one kid February 13, 2003
a piece of lightwieght cloth, formed into a shpae to put on your head either individualy or under a hat of some sort.
"i stepped up in da club sporting my du-rag"
du-rag by piechow619 November 17, 2003
Related Words

On The Rag 

Refers to when someone is on a rag, or is otherwise on top of a raglike device, perhaps in order to keep his feet or her feet away from the spiders and germs that crawl around on the floor, or perhaps to provide a better view over a wall. Sometimes people get on the rag in order to change a lightbulb, or in order to reach a high light socket in order to change a broken bulb. Getting on the rag also refers to standing on a rag that is on top of another rag, perhaps in order to see over a slightly higher wall.

On the rag can also refer to brutally dismembering a prostitute.

KFC kings cross provide a bespoke footwear deep fry service. Deep fried shoes or trainers are often referred to as rag. Thus being on the rag can mean wearing deep fried footwear.
You dirty On the Rag

cunt rag 

A. a rag that can be used to wipe sweaty cuts
B. a person you wouldn't want to be associated with for any reason
C. a shity situation
A. pass me that cunt rag please
B. I wish that cunt rag would fuck off
C. Well this is just one big cunt rag
cunt rag by Pink Lady April 13, 2006

chew the rag 

man talk, netotiate by pulling each other through the mud as if tugging on a rag that attached to your nashing teeth.
As two male dogs may tug, or "chew the rag" between them. Fighting to gain an advantage by moving up the rag, or rope.
chew the rag by stodgy1 April 11, 2010

on the rag 

A term to denote somebody with a bad attitude.
on the rag by x January 22, 2003

Cunt Rag 

Some one who is obsessed with strippers/escorts/whores. But is so vile, they cant even pay to get laid.
"nasty strippers love to rub their nasty dripping cum filled vag's all over you every night after work. you fucking cunt rag."
Cunt Rag by Mr. Spicy April 5, 2010