Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.

paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .

by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016

peter oxlee

a ranging ranga who identifies as a sexual frustrated toaster.

" i saw an oxlee the other day"
" like a peter oxlee?"
" yeah it was pretty rough."
"not as rough as my dick"
" ay cunt"

by xSexybean123x September 30, 2016

Peter Boob

An old man who checks out the health segment of the news in hopes of seeing mammogram pictures.

Look at that bunch of Peter Boobs, why don't they just watch Internet porn like the rest of us?

by Lance DangerTits October 6, 2016

peter allen

A mix between peter parker and barry allen. Peter is spider man and Barry is The Flash

I am peter allen

by Its your boy peter allen December 20, 2017

Peter Cock Elbow

Like tennis elbow but from pulling and yanking on a large Peter for a handjob or blowjob. Also know as PCE.

Example: I’m not getting a bj anymore Olivia has been diagnosed with Peter Cock Elbow by her doctor.

by The only one.... May 11, 2018

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?

My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018