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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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half plate gomi

too full for a full plate, hungry enough for a half plate
Ivre, one half plate gomi
by Majorsuggs November 12, 2020
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Maxairwma plateia

Maixwrma plateia is used for when you really wanna stab somenone in a plateia(mixalaky ela me opisthen)
Tha fas maxairwma plateia
by 8anosig December 22, 2020
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Clean Plate

When you simultaneously thoroughly give a woman a rimjob and pussy eating. It is only known as a clean plate if she is satisfied.
Oh jeez Sandra is really mad I forgot our anniversary! She’s definitely gonna make me give her a clean plate!
by Yunkystinky March 22, 2021
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Affinity Plate

Any plate or plate program (license plate or dinner plate) that you have an affinity for or a strong liking for or attraction to someone or something.
The Royal Family is announcing the release of a new Affinity Plate this year commemorating the passing of someone important and obviously Royal and to whom they had an affinity for.

or,

Some license plate program that ensures that Google will get a lot of traffic from people who have no idea what affinity plates mean.
by Pussycat503 May 5, 2021
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Tie Plate

When a guy lays on his back, and a girl lays on top of him on her back with her head pointing towards his feet. He leans his face up in between the opening her thighs. His dick is sticking up next to her head as she faces the ceiling. The guy then sticks his head up to eat her out, while the girl sucks him off.
Person 1: "I ate her out last night"
Person 2: "how? 69?"
Person 1: "no, we used the Tie Plate"
by Aspen_boulevard June 2, 2021
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Custard plate

Custard plate:

When a person(s) cum's on a person's back and then proceeds to eat it off with two spoons like you would Custard off a plate.
"hey bro let's custard plate this chick"

"I just pulled a custard plate on this girl"
by Willystackersmacker123 June 4, 2021
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