noun; a sexual position where a female sits on a person's back and performs a back massage. Whilst this occurs, she stimulates herself used the clenched gluteal muscles of the person she is on top of. The person can be male or female.
Guy 1:I saw Ryan getting a back massage from Alyvia when she started moaning. I think they were in a Moazamian Position
Guy 2:Do you think Ryan's fuckbuddy will care?
Guy 2:Do you think Ryan's fuckbuddy will care?
by PlutoNeptun September 16, 2010
Get the Moazamian Positionmug. For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.
My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
by ThePhysopher May 4, 2025
Get the birthday positionmug. Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.
I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.
by W W Wilson January 13, 2024
Get the frozen turkey positionmug. The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.
I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.
by Akot June 20, 2025
Get the Trashcan Positionmug. the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
Get the Pastor Positionmug. The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.
Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.
by Stivchik June 9, 2018
Get the brace positionmug. When a woman is top on top of a man during intercourse, the guy says “Tilt-Up” to the woman, she gets back to completely cowgirl, riding the man while holding her self up by holding her hands on the man’s shoulders or his stomach, while the man is fingering her.
Woman 1: How was last nights date?
Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.
Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.
by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024
Get the Tilt up positionmug.