stinky penguin

The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.

I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night

by flatmonkey December 23, 2013

Penguinful

Lots of penguin stuff around you. Penguin-texts, emails, jokes. Behaving silly to make you best penguin-friend to laugh. Pretend you are invincible to make her/him confident. Strenght to face the life, willing to live. Sense found in a senseless world. Believing life if good and sun is shining when outside is a big storm. Hope, happiness, concentration. In superheroes excess of superpowers. Ant. Penguinless

Superman is behaving penguinful lately about Wonderwoman.

by BertrandRussell May 25, 2010

slingshotting penguins

see punch the walrus

where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.

Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.

by callmezeus June 21, 2022

Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018

New Club Penguin

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin founded in 2020 by former staff members of the infamous Club Penguin Online. It became the most popular revival of the classic MMO following the 2022 closure of Club Penguin Rewritten. The game is known for its bugs and large amount of ads resulting in poor performance, and questionable additions of new content instead of fixing these issues.

Card-Jitsu Fire is broken and unplayable in New Club Penguin, but apparently the developers would rather shoehorn pride flags into a 20-year-old children's game than fix bugs.

by CtrlAlt_Games October 20, 2024

Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.

Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....

by Yuekaday April 11, 2011