Peter

A peter (n.) is a person who ultimately rejects, or even insults, friends of the hot girl he seeks in conquest. Petering (adv.) is a practice not generally accepted among groups of females and generally leads to the "peter" being denied by the group, and possibly even cock-blocked for the rest of the night.

A better strategy than to "peter" the friends is to compliment them and tell them nice things and immediately be entered into the girl circle.

Petering (v.) can be completed in various ways. Please see below.

For example Girl 1 (friend) "So Peter how are you tonight?" (Peter) "I'm actually just interested in your friend." Another way to peter the group of friends is to insult them about other frivoulous flaws, i.e. ugly elbows, man hands, etc.

In the rare case "petering" can be completed by a female. However the case of the female peterer is rare because we all know exactly how to get what we want without resorting to being a peter.

Peter: "Wow what beautiful elbows you have, and your hands are so femine. Your friend has ugly elbows and manly hands but yours are perfect!"

by FriendofFriend August 8, 2012

Peter-Panned

When someone poops themself while wearing tights.

Jim: How was your dance recital last night?
Dave: It was going great until I peter-panned. I should've peter-planned.

by party pickle May 29, 2010

Peter Piper

When you smother peppers on your penis until it burns and your compadre then blows on your cock, like blowing a flute.
What you call a girl that gave some head to one of your musical friends.

"Dude last night I was getting off with some peppers when my girl came up and blew on my dick, what a Peter Piper!"

"Hey, Jessica gave Jimmy some head last night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she's totally a Peter Piper."

by Xylaphone March 14, 2019

label-peeler

one who is sexually deprived or frustrated

ever since jimmy broke up with his girlfriend, he's become a serious 'label-peeler.'

by Bloody Architects February 13, 2008

grape peeler

A grape peeler is a woman who likes to nibble the scrotum gently until she gets some dead skin.

Paul: I had my dick grape peeled 30 times then she just went home, does that count??
Mike: NO! haha, She just used you.... the dirty grape peeler

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

black peener

an overly sized black penis

Tommy has put his black peener into susies ass.

by Timmy Immy December 31, 2004

peeker

peekers are amazing, they can be defined as a womens thong "peeking" out of their jeans, or showing out of their pants

Look at that peeker!

What an amazing peeker!

Do we have a peeker?

by jacques cousteau April 28, 2005