Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022

parent

a person's father or mother.

those are my parents

by smolbeans April 26, 2022

Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022

Palento

A conversation that has been going on for too long. A palento is typically used to describe a group call where no one has anything to say, so they just say random words that make no sense.

Person 1: Jinkatwinkalabon.
Person 2: I'm gonna leave now, this call has become a palento.

by Wendelin Hikmat Sëvero Nÿstrom September 20, 2022

parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.

i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs

by bbbbboby November 22, 2022

Parent Friend

It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.

They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble

"Jamie is such a parent friend, their always worrying about us getting in trouble"

by IceTea124 December 3, 2022

parents suck

What every teenager thinks

TEENAGER: My parents suck

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023