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Stripper Punch

When a stripper puts your head between her two fake/augmented boobs and administers an indirect punch to your face through one of her tits. In other words:
Stripper puts your head in her cleavage, stripper punches breast, breast punches you, you've been stripper punched.
by Tony2Timez April 29, 2010
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Midget Punch

A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool
You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.
by MegzAnn August 20, 2010
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Wiener Punch

1. To punch someone in the wiener

2. To punch someone with ones wiener
1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.
by Midnight Swallow December 7, 2010
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taco punch

An effective means of fighting a non-male; this involves puching a non-male directly in the vagina aka (taco)
Dude I was totally geting my ass kicked my Amanda untill i taco punched her. now all thats left is smoldering tampon.
by EL Markster February 27, 2011
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Chicken Punch

The final act of imbibing or inhaling while suffering from a combination of debilitating inebriation and heat stroke. Symptoms include cold sweat, incoherent babble, twitching, and cankles. Left untreated, a chicken punch often results in unsuccessful trust falls.
The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.

I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.
by Cpt Inappropriate October 31, 2011
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Fucking Punch

A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.
Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.
by Kirby, with a C. Falcon helmet October 22, 2016
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tuck and punch

When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.
In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.
by ILL McNasty February 20, 2008
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