Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table

What Kanye West said to Alex Jones

"Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler"
- Kanye West

by TheSmallestBird April 2, 2023

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

by posaidon April 13, 2023

Table Bunny

A girl brought to a sporting field that is not there to participate, but sits at the table with the gear and equipment all day.

I'm going to lock my phone and wallet in the car, want me to take yours?
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.

by blmtwitch August 13, 2022

Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)

Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go

by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023

Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023

Glass Table

Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down

Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?

by Evilmario22404 July 3, 2018