The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
Get the Auction Wankmug. Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.
Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.
Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.
Mom: You sound like your father.
Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.
Mom: You sound like your father.
by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018
Get the Wank-Stainsmug. The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010
Get the Air-wankmug. Using the 'Force' to elicit free goods fom a person or persons/business or otherwise. The duplicit nature will often invoke an orgasm of the mind.
Bernard just got that squid for free! Colin Kemp: Its not a squid its powdered, but yeah it was free i force-wanked him.
How the bollocks did you do that? Force Wanking Doh!!...
How the bollocks did you do that? Force Wanking Doh!!...
by councilor colin kemp January 19, 2012
Get the Force Wankingmug. When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
Get the wank shankmug. A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.
-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.
The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
by Skinner413 October 11, 2013
Get the wank comamug. A secluded place where one goes to browse porn and masturbate. One will often not emerge for some time. Sometimes referred to as a ‘Man Cave’.
by Napoledan September 2, 2018
Get the Wank tombmug.