by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the Abandoned Officemug. by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021
Get the Office mingemug. "Dude, you see that new girl Michelle that just started today? She's so hot, she's definitely the new office pie."
by BlueSwag February 4, 2017
Get the Office Piemug. i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 23, 2019
Get the OFFICER ASSISTmug. primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
Get the officer cockblockmug. When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
Get the Office Jihadmug. Whitty, from the game Friday Night Funkin The best tiktoker known to humanity. They’re perfect in every way also very attractive! They’re a somewhat RP account. Amazing person I tell you! They are also very VERY hot I tell you and could easily make me turn red
by Senpai._.fnf._.Offical April 9, 2021
Get the Whitty._.fnf._.officalmug.