Office

Jim: Question:What kind of bear is best?
Dwight:Thats a ridiculous question.
Jim:False.Black bear
Dwight:Thats debatable.There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact:Bears eat beets.
Jim:Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica
Dwight:Bears do not-What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim to the audience:Last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses. Uh.Four dollars.And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble,and thats a grand total of... eleven dollars
Dwight:You know what?Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery,so I thank you.
Dwight:IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Dwight:MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Jim:MICHAEL!
Dwight:Oh,thats funny.MICHAEL!

Office:Office is big funny with big jokes

by SansUndertale.com.69 June 19, 2020

The Office s8

The worst “The office” season.

This day feels like the Office S8

by PP TURD November 21, 2022

office-overs

Food set out in the office break room for all to consume. Usually consists of left-overs from a team working-lunch, or soon to expire food brought from home.

Dude, I'm broke. Gotta cruise the break rooms for some office-overs for lunch.

by SpartanTodd July 20, 2008

office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025

Officer Tim

The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.

Officer Tim’s a cool cat, bro.

by notabandkid May 11, 2022

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018