Chuckle Nuts

Chuckle Nuts are the phenomena that occurs when one's own family jewels begin to jangle about when laughing.

Boy, that joke about the pirate with the steering wheel on his shaft sure gave me Chuckle Nuts.

by its_gr8pes September 26, 2022

Flying Jumbo Nuts

When you put a penut into a elephant toy and throw it at a friend and yell FLYING JUMBO NUTS. The person who gets karsploosed by the jumbo nuts is out of this game. This game is native to Libiya.

Damn Fubar is good at flying jumbo nuts

by Fubar owns u February 22, 2010

Peter Grippin-deez nuts

if you want someone to kill themselves

Your friend says "deez nuts"
you then reply with "peter grippin-deez nuts"
They immediately grab a gun and shoot in the nuts themselves "peter grippin-deez nuts"

by plurgfish December 8, 2021

nutsed

When your beyond the point of drunkeness where your out of control. The stage worse than gutsed

I'm nutsed reh!, That guy is nutsed!, I was absoultley nutsed last night!

by Quinn&Dave September 11, 2005

nutser

a somewhat kind term for someone who has clearly lost their shit. Especially someone who was somewhat crazy to begin with, but has somehow surpassed crazy. this word especially refers to ex's, bosses, housemates, ex-housemates... and ex's.

"i knew she was crazy when we were together, been since the break-up, bitch is effing nutser!"

by kate panda February 17, 2010

nuts tight

1. an exclamation of extreme excitement when you're overcome with joy

2. an adjective used to describe something unbelievably insanely awesome

3. an adverb used to describe a feat that blows your mind and defies physics

1. (after sinking last cup in Beer Pong, or a game winning buzzer shot in basketball) Chad: "Nuts Tight!!!"
2. Pete: "Man I was at the zoo the other day and I had to peep this Red Panda that was insanely nuts tight!"
3. Pauly: "ohhh dang! Kyle's 180 barrelroll gainer was nuts tight for real!"

by TWreckz June 14, 2011

nuts on the chopping block

to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.

I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.

by jilm January 12, 2017