Noelle

An adjective to describe someone prone to accidents and injuries.

"Today I tripped over nothing and got a nasty bruise from the door frame"
"You're such a noelle"

"I embraced my inner noelle and somehow sprained my hands again after recovering"

by neris was here April 23, 2024

Noem

To cause the death of one's pet; to violently deprive one's pet of life.

Synonyms: kill, murder

Origin: South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's memoir, No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, in which she details shooting her "untrainable" 14-month-old puppy in the face.

Kristi's dog Cricket was useless at hunting birds, so she noemed him.

by Good Doggie April 28, 2024

noemicide

The act of killing your pets, but only if they deserve it.

That last batch of hamsters was so lazy, we had to commit noemicide. Otherwise we would have been guilty of socialism.

by FidoMarkedSafe April 30, 2024

Noes

Definition: A word used to describe a situation where someone, typically a woman, says "yes" but actually means "no" or is indicating disagreement or refusal non-verbally.

Example Sentences:

She said she'd come to the party, but her hesitant tone felt like a noes.
When he asked if she was okay with his plans, her verbal yes and crossed arms were a clear noes.

by Sakurakage May 31, 2024

Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?

" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"

by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024

NOedophile

A pedophile who doesn't offend

I'm a NOedophile I am a pedophile who doesn't offend.

I created a new word "NOedophile", that means a pedophile who doesn't offend, on January 9th, 2025

by SCM123ABC January 9, 2025

NOedophile

A pedophile who doesn't offend.

I am a NOedophile that means i'm a pedophile who doesn't offend.

I, SCM123ABC, created the word NOedophile which means a pedophile who doesn't offend on January 9th, 2025.

by SCM123ABC January 9, 2025