32 year old: "oh, you're watching Mtv? what kind of music videos are they playing now?"
12 year old: "i'm watching Jersey Shore. How'd you get music videos from Mtv?"
32 year old: "....there's something wrong here..."
12 year old: "i'm watching Jersey Shore. How'd you get music videos from Mtv?"
32 year old: "....there's something wrong here..."
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Get the mta mug.A television channel that used to be good, until evil cooperators took over and thought that everything should run THIER way, in the world of Next, and Made, and whatever crap they have on now. If you live by the rules of mtv, you must
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mtv is very pathetic indeed
Be gay/fruity
Preppy and hate your parents, blonde and have big boobs
Emo ''everyone hates me''
mtv is very pathetic indeed
I knew Shayla was watching too much mtv when she dyed her hair blonde and asked her mother for a boob job
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
Get the mtv mug.an acronym for "Mouth to the Penis". made famous in the band Not Will Porter song "MTTP". Basically a term for fellatio.
Date: I don't know if i feel comfortable sleeping with you on the first date.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
by tofubot April 7, 2007
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*1.) Term used to describe the women who reduce or terminate the market of available good men. The selfish, insecure, or unfaithful female who had a good man, but ruined him for the rest of us.
*2.) In the adult entertainment industry (exotic dancers, professional escorts, etc.), term commonly used to describe females who hate because they lack either the courage or physical beauty to be compensated for providing a man pleasurable experiences, so they do the same thing for free (or for minimal gain such as lunch or dinner) with multiple men who are not THEIR man. Usually a hybrid combination of Lunch Ho and sick ho, typically justifies her behavior rather than feel ho-guilt.
*1.) Term used to describe the women who reduce or terminate the market of available good men. The selfish, insecure, or unfaithful female who had a good man, but ruined him for the rest of us.
*2.) In the adult entertainment industry (exotic dancers, professional escorts, etc.), term commonly used to describe females who hate because they lack either the courage or physical beauty to be compensated for providing a man pleasurable experiences, so they do the same thing for free (or for minimal gain such as lunch or dinner) with multiple men who are not THEIR man. Usually a hybrid combination of Lunch Ho and sick ho, typically justifies her behavior rather than feel ho-guilt.
Examples:
*1.) "Paul is a great guy, but he has trust issues and commitment issues because his ex was an M.T.S.
*2.) "Girl, these MTS are f'ing up the game. "
Happy, secure woman: "Of course I don't care if my man spends a few dollars at a strip club with his friends on his birthday. I know he'll come back home ready to give ME a party. At least he's not out screwing around with MTS."
Sad, rightfully angry woman: "My man doesn't come home at all. He's probably in a parking lot somewhere with his sidepiece right now. That nasty M.T.S."
*1.) "Paul is a great guy, but he has trust issues and commitment issues because his ex was an M.T.S.
*2.) "Girl, these MTS are f'ing up the game. "
Happy, secure woman: "Of course I don't care if my man spends a few dollars at a strip club with his friends on his birthday. I know he'll come back home ready to give ME a party. At least he's not out screwing around with MTS."
Sad, rightfully angry woman: "My man doesn't come home at all. He's probably in a parking lot somewhere with his sidepiece right now. That nasty M.T.S."
by lolabunnie December 27, 2012
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