merronaise

Southern slang for mayonaise

Cashier: Ok, sir, you want a double cheeseburger with fries, would you like mayonaise or mustard on your burger?

Hungry Guy: No, I don't want no merronaise, jus put some mus'erd on der.

by dahamburglar April 2, 2011

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew May 21, 2011

Mirror Shot Core

A cliche of human (or rather, proto-simian being) that enjoys taking his shirt off, taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a cellphone, photoshopping abs on, and uploading the final, bestial product to some form of social networking site (usually Myspace). Average IQ: Lesser than or equal to 90. If a specimen is spotted, the only known remedy is euthanization.

Mirror Shot Core douchebag: OMG LOOK HOW FUCKING DEEP, EDGY, AND RIPPED I AM. *takes off shirt and flexes*

Good Samaritan: ...
*shoots between eyes*

by TeeRyeForce April 26, 2012

mirror stalking

the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.

all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets

by mikalobe420 August 6, 2012

Merrowed

The act of initiating sexual intercourse but after initial insertion she tells you to stop due to vaginal pain

Yo I heard Kris just got Merrowed! Can you believe it?

by Monk8911 March 31, 2013

Mirror reboot

When you are so tremendously ugly you get freaked out in front of the mirror

Carly did a mirror reboot after being hungover

by Wooloke January 18, 2015

Monroe-hawk

A beautifully curled and styled female mohawk, with a blonde top, and dark roots.

Jenny dyed her hair blonde and did it up in a monroe-hawk. It looks so good.

by whightknyte June 22, 2014