chunky monkey

a chunky money is a firearm most likely referring to a 38. special.

a nigga im finna go do a drill pass the chunky monkey on hood

by anonymous December 23, 2021

get the monkey

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

by Jackonrad April 4, 2009

monkeylicker

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.

"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"

by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkey blocker

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"

shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.

by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

monkey dumpling

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.

He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!

by austin leonard November 4, 2008

Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.

"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"

by NZ Gary January 12, 2010