your mom

These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.

Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.

by Jane and Jenny April 17, 2004

Seth's Mom

Someone who looks VERY attractive smothered in an entire bottle of mayo. BEST SLOPPY sex ever. :D

Man, she looks almost as good as Seth's mom last night

by Joe Brick November 21, 2010

The F-mom

A clean way of saying Motherf****r

I heared him drop The F-mom in his new Demo

by BOSOX2007 January 11, 2010

soccer mom

Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.

Me: *Listens to Green Day*

Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.

Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)

*Soccer Mom flees*

Me: Stupid bloke.

by RandomInsanityIsAwesome November 20, 2006

mom water

Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.

The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).

Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.

by th415 March 23, 2019

Kaushal's mom

She is the most beautiful women and we all love her.. 🥰😘

Kaushal's mom and me are match made in heaven.

by Avg Kaushal's Mom Lover November 24, 2021

Rollings Mom

The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.

He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.

by haha1985 October 7, 2011