mom dog

Mother of a dog

Kayla is a mom dog to Shadow.

by Baby Cheekz April 3, 2017

Soccor Mom

A soccor mom is someone who drives a huge ass SUV, and is just annoying.

They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.

Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"

You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.

So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.

Ex1:
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*

by Swag-o-Cato February 19, 2019

your mom

These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.

Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.

by Jane and Jenny April 17, 2004

Seth's Mom

Someone who looks VERY attractive smothered in an entire bottle of mayo. BEST SLOPPY sex ever. :D

Man, she looks almost as good as Seth's mom last night

by Joe Brick November 21, 2010

The F-mom

A clean way of saying Motherf****r

I heared him drop The F-mom in his new Demo

by BOSOX2007 January 11, 2010

soccer mom

Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.

Me: *Listens to Green Day*

Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.

Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)

*Soccer Mom flees*

Me: Stupid bloke.

by RandomInsanityIsAwesome November 20, 2006

grom mom

The mom who drives all the kids to go surfing. And sometimes shreds themselves too.

That's the coolest grom mom ever, she drives all the local kids to the beach to surf everday.

by Big Gryn April 19, 2017