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deranged loser

An expression of the utmost dignity and grace, not to be mistaken for projection when used to characterize a perceived enemy.
I don’t know what Kellyanne did to her deranged loser of a husband,” the president tweeted, “but it must have been really bad.”
by Monkey's Dad July 12, 2020
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Loser

Person 1: Whoa! This loser is drinking non alcoholic beer!
Person 2: Damn how can you not be ashamed by being so responsible and caring for your loved ones? GET HIM A REAL BEER
by ChargedWithBattery January 28, 2024
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loser panda Gianny

This is a slur from the Netherlands targeted to someone who is extremely incapable of performing or completing a certain task which seems inconceivable easy. It can be used in any informal setting, for example in a Discord call when playing games or when you are chilling with friends during schoolbreak.
'Wat een loser panda Gianny! Hoe kon je nou niet een voldoende hebben voor Duits luistertoets?'
by Omega Sussy Balls EllisD March 7, 2022
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Loser

A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.
"Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."
by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023
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zizards group of losers

THEY RAID US!!1!!1!1 WHY THEY RUN BAD SEVER!
For being a major part of Zizards Group of Losers.
by brotats September 27, 2020
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Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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