Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
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Get the Kyle mug.the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019
Alex: yo jacob.
Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.
jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.
jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
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Get the kyle mug.A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!
by Fatboy6969 October 1, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle Mirren is an annoying Little fat faggot boy, who is usually seen following a Gary.
They're loud, and obnoxious and are overall Pricks. (And they take up a spot in Cyber security that could be going to Jack.)
They're loud, and obnoxious and are overall Pricks. (And they take up a spot in Cyber security that could be going to Jack.)
Person 1 : Hey dude you Wanna go beat up that guy? He's a total Kyle Mirren.
Person 2: nah dude he's following a Gary around.
Dude look at that faggot over there! He's such a Kyle Mirren.
Person 2: nah dude he's following a Gary around.
Dude look at that faggot over there! He's such a Kyle Mirren.
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