brokeback kneecap

When somebody who is insecure with their masculinity gets hit in the kneecap.

Jim was bored while waiting in a long line for food, so he decided to give Albert a brokeback kneecap.

by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 28, 2006

kaneez

She is a nice pakistani girl. She is kind . She is very protective. Kind of a snitch ! But good . She doe snot like boys!!!! Little tall .

Wow, kaneez . Didnt kbow you would do that!

by Akira kinnueシ︎ July 18, 2020

knee slapper

From (Or inspired from) The Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.
Because it slaps your knees, if you're horribly unproportioned.

Peggy Sue called me a Knee Slapper instead of a dick today.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.

1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009

knee deep

The act of getting someone agitated, making them angry.

"Your Kneedeep in getting a smack in ya fassyhole face," said Henry

by Unknown November 3, 2003

Kneeboy

When one smokes enough weed to start hearing out of their knees.

"Yo guys shut the f*ck up!!!" -Kneeboy
"What's wrong?!" -Franco
"I'm hearing out of my knees!!!" -KB
*KB falls over from room getting too loud of laughter"

by Kneeboy September 13, 2011

knee deep in grasshopper pie

busy having sex with someone; to be engaged in intercourse, or any sexual activity, and NOT allowing interruption(s).

I didn't answer the phone because I was 'knee deep in grasshopper pie".

by Jokuhl June 8, 2012