Doing a Kristen

Trolling, but worst. Even a troller could not troll that much.

The teacher cancelled two lessons in a row for no reason. I think he's doing a Kristen

by OuiYeti October 9, 2020

devin and kristen

The PERFRCT duo.

Two amazing human beings . Who have a super ability to astral project and fuze together there spirits through the physical act of the Kristen deepthroating the Devins very large penis. This creating the super god like entity known as... KRISDEV...!

Damn those two people are so Devin and Kristen

by DosPac January 12, 2021

Do a Kristan

stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

one sec fellas, gotta go Do a Kristan

by elbananollamo March 21, 2022

gawk gawk triple duster kluster buster

after reciving this godly performance you'll have non stop cum for thirteen minutes and your soul will permantly leave ur body

: a chick gave me the gawk gawk triple duster kluster buster and i couldnt stop nutting i nutted in my moms face and she beat me

woah ur moms hot

by deez nuts in ur mom202-2 May 1, 2023

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025