vaginal knot

when you get a cramp in your vagina

i full gourned so hard i got a vaginal knot

by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025

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Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.

Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!

by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025

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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

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Double fisherman knot

When a girl is giving anal while performing a 69 with two guys both with hooked/curved dicks

Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!

Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!

by Fratrat November 2, 2014

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Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019

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