Jerker

The highest state of jerk-o-sity. There is no turning back from being a jerker.

That stupid jerker stole my lunch money.

by Ramboner February 17, 2003

jerk wad

Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.

"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"

by drKarling July 2, 2004

JERKAZOID

Someone who only wishes to speak to like minded people and judge anyone outside this mindset as inferior.
Mostly done by Leftists, Progressives / Social Justice Warriors and the mentally ill.

Fran Lebowitz is a major league jerkazoid.

by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018

memory jerk

the act of masturbation while thinking of the visual image of a girl you had seen earlier that day

going to the mall and seeing lots of hot girls and then going home and whip the one-eyed willy until he violently pukes

by Ben Quadinaros September 2, 2005

Pee Jerker

Getting so excited that you have to pee a little

It's like when you play hide and seek and you're hiding and you get so excited that someone might find you that you gotta pee.

Tear Jerker:Cry::Pee Jerker:Pee

by SayThat1MoreAgain March 26, 2010

circle jerk

How they had fun back in the innocent fifties.

John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.

by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003

jerk movies

slang for porn, either on film or internet

"yo you got those jerk movies, son?"

by Jayo August 15, 2004