Nagy’s Law

The Nagy Law states you can identify as the opposite gender to use the restroom as needed.

Bro, I had to use the bathroom so bad I had to use Nagy’s Law.

by Kerdrew October 8, 2023

Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018

Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.

Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)

by HoosierMan May 4, 2010

eskimo-in-law

When you have sex with someones partner’s sibling.

You had sex with my girlfriends sister? Dude now where eskimo-in-laws!

by 1234556780 November 13, 2019

Dylan's Law

The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.

"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."

by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017

Law of Grote

If there is a predator missile in Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare 2, it will defy all game logic and instead of going for the group of 3 or 4 guys, it will go for you. You can not hide, it will always find you, and you will not survive.

When playing CoD, I swear that I can never break the law of Grote. I hate predator missiles!

by Crewman343 May 11, 2011

Cameron's Law

Cameron's-Law describes the phenomenon experienced by a group of friends attempting to intently watch a video or listen to a podcast (Other forms of audio/visual media may apply). The Law state's that the longer the video is, the more likely it is to be loudly interrupted (often times in an entirely unrelated subject) by another friend.

"We were about to find out who the killer was after a 2 hour build up when Cameron's Law kicked in."
"Did you guys miss much?"

"He started boastfully shouting about his stocks so we had to rewind 11 minutes."

by Yeet McGeeter January 14, 2021