Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024

closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

by Pseudos January 3, 2019

porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore

she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019

Closet

Something that ethan really likes to hide in

I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.

That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.

by piGGman March 15, 2021