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Spanking The Human 

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.
Spanking The Human by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

Free Range Human 

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.
Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer
Free Range Human by Treeoflife November 5, 2017

a disaster for the human race

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Human Purse 

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.
Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.

human buckaroo 

A party game invented in 1999 by a local hero Thompson. it involves placing objects found in the home during the latter stages of a party on top of who people begin to larry out. whoever makes the victim wake/move (BUCK) is the loser and has to perform a dare
Dude 1: hey man (insert name here) is asleep lets play human buckaroo

Dude 2: yeh man lets but frozen food down his pants
human buckaroo by El capitain September 13, 2005

Human Vibrator 

When fucking an epileptic bitch, flip on your strobe light and sit back no-hands while she seizes the shit out of you.
I borrowed your strobe light for the Human Vibrator with Angela.