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hamstermicrowave

A word to describe an irish dude whos really cool
"Hey bro, your so hamstermicrowave!"
by ohio kazakhstan ireland December 29, 2022
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Hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem.

Hamsticking can also be a situation where a individual with low self esteem throws themselves at another persons boyfriend, girlfriend or significant other trying to hijack their affection
Oh my god dude. As soon as she found out the math tutor had a girlfriend, she hamsticked him. Luckily she is so beat up and cringe that the Math tutor didn’t take the bait.
by guhvelmo January 7, 2023
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hamster

A rodent typically under the responsibility of a spastic child drugged up on legal meth because they were diagnosed with ADHD for not wanting to sit in one spot for 8 hours straight.

It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.

It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.

Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.
Suzie: What happened to your hamster?

Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.

Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.
by grubscrub February 27, 2023
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Haps

Haps as in happy or happiness
They were totes haps. They were totally happy
by Provo78 March 4, 2023
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hapsad

Feeling between happy and sad.
Sunday evening is hapsad day... the next day back to reality.
by Level5 March 16, 2023
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haastage

What famed venom-harvesters Bill and/or Clarita would have been if any of their poisonous snakes had gotten loose and held them captive against their will.
Da intrepid Miami-based cobra-milker lived to be over a hundred; it's theorized dat da regular venom-inoculations dat he administered to himself may have contributed to send extended existence. Lots of his snakes did bite him during those many decades, but none of them ever held him haastage.
by QuacksO March 19, 2023
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Hamsterphile

A person who is sexually attracted to underage or pre-adolescent Hamsters. Usually committed with a skeleton hand.
Ex. My best friend is a hamsterphile
by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023
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