Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

1. The Best Game Ever. Period.
2. The best selling Playstation 2 game
3. A game by rockstar games

Five Years ago Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas, a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs, and corruption. where filmstars and millionaires do their best to avoid the dealers and gangbangers.

Now, it's the early 90's. Carl's got to go home. his mother has been murdered, his family has fallen apart, and his childhood friends are all heading toward disaster. on his return to the neighborhood, a couple of corrupt cops frame him for homicide. CJ is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, to save his family and take control of the streets.

www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas

1. mike: "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is da best game ever!"
Ike: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle."
mike: My car! My Fuckin' Car!

CJ (while carjacking someone): "i need that shit you drive." or "gimme that fuckin' vehicle"
CJ (after hitting another vehicle) : my car! my fuckin' car!" or : "you hit my shit!"
Big Smoke (while ordering from drive thru): "lemme get a numba 6 an' 2 numba 9s an' a numba 7 an' a number 45 and a large soda"

by cj876 March 13, 2011

grande dame

1. A highly respected elderly or middle-aged woman. 2. A respected woman having extensive experience in her field. 3. Elegant, well-educated, an heir or presence about them.

The lady who entered the room turned many heads towards her and they will remember her after she has left - not by name but by her being because she is a grande dame. Sophia Loren, Katherine Hepburn, actresses. Georgia O'Keefe, painter/artist. Queen Latifa, rap artist.

by john2 June 11, 2006

Grinding Nemo

Grinding Nemo is a 2017 American fantasy drama film directed by Guillermo del Toro and written by del Toro and Vanessa Taylor.34 It stars Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Richard Jenkins, Doug Jones, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Octavia Spencer. Set in Baltimore in 1962, the story follows a mute custodian at a high-security government laboratory who has sex with a fish.

"The movie that will win best picture is the movie about a person having sex with a fish, 'Grinding Nemo', but the movies that people actually want to see, across the United States, those are the ones that maybe are nominated for a technical award." -Ben Shapiro

by chaotixx May 14, 2018

Grand Theft Autosis

A period of time after playing Grand Theft Auto when it appears brighter outside than it was before you entered your house or apartment. Side Affects include: Watery Eyes, Inability to Walk Properly, Slipping on walkways and legs hurting

Person 1: Why is it so bright outside, its bad enough my legs hurt but it feels like my feet are slipping out from under me.

Person 2: I think you may have a case of Grand Theft Autosis, you might want to consult a doctor

by R4N$1 J4N35 January 26, 2011

Granddoody

Your child's doody, as per Linda Belcher in Bob's Burgers

Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise pooped in the pool?
Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.
Linda: Awww, my little granddoody!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

grand radar-phone

'that kid in the class who jerks off to kpop, fantasizes about a greek history teacher, and is on the radar of every teacher'

Bro, Evan is juset a grand radar-phone have you seen what he does at home during lockdown?

by poooooooob May 31, 2021

El Grande Stuffed Taco

Feeding your chick Mexican food laced with laxative and ass fucking her. The goal being to shoot your load before she explodes.

"Dan, you reek like ass man!"
"Yeah dude, last night i gave casey the El Grande Stuffed Taco. I finished late. Nuff said."

by Paully C. January 1, 2008