Garden muncher

When you eat you’re girls pussy that is hairy as fuck while biting the hair off.

I gave my girl the garden muncher last night shit was more useful than a razor.

by Ppmsster May 30, 2022

Caleb gardener

spend before you think

caleb gardener spends money

by 0atb March 14, 2023

Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok

Alright my lover you good hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.

Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.

by BossJ August 2, 2020

garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?

garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn

by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021

Garden hose

Something two idiots argue over.

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.

by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021

Garden

A space of land with lots of plants such as trees, flowers, grass, etc.

Person A: Hey! Do you wanna see my garden? I grew some tomatoes!
Person B: What is a garden?
Person A: It's a space with lots of plants! From cabbages to strawberries!
Person B: Oh! I see now. I would like to see it.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022