Caleb gardener

spend before you think

caleb gardener spends money

by 0atb March 14, 2023

garden kisses

A kiss only the flowers of a garden could give you 💕

The new blossom gave me the garden kisses I so truly admire 💕

by Foreverlonelyyy March 30, 2023

Garden of Salvation

The fourth DLC raid to be released in Destiny 2. It is a Vex-themed raid that features the Sol Divisive Vex as well as taking place within the Black Garden on Mars. The raid itself is not too special however is scrutinized by the Destiny community for the exotic quest for the raid weapon being tedious or painful to complete with randoms.

The raid was released on October 5th, 2019

Guy : You up for Garden of Salvation?
Friend : Fuck you

by Darthbuttkiss January 19, 2023

dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick

"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 26, 2023

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.

I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.

by ducksmauler February 3, 2023

Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.

Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”

by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023