fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

by Stanky July 13, 2006

fruff

The act of reactivating the foul methane stench permanently locked into an office chair. Usually occurring every time a person sits down in the chair.

If you guys want the Muhl there, he can come. I just don't want it to be awkward. I mean, that guy has had to sit in my old methane saturated chair for a while now, and he probably curses me every time he sits down, fruffing the stench from his cushion. If he shows up, he will know exactly who he curses. I just don't want trouble.

by DJ Clancy F. September 2, 2010

Fruit Plate

A wussy of an extraordinary degree. The type dude that is completely ball-less. Term originated when Dan C. from Minneapolis kept ordering "fruit plates" during happy hours.

Dam Fruit Plate, you just let your boss walk all over you again.

Quit acting like fruit plate, step up to the plate and get on that girl.

by Matt Cooter May 2, 2004

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

by Scrpzr June 22, 2006

fruity loops

A beat making program

I use Fruity Loops to make all of my beats.

by J.Kace November 13, 2007

Fruit fly

Parallels "Fag hag" yet meant for a young and attractive female instead of an old woman implied from hag.

This is my beautiful fruit fly!

by Kym February 8, 2005

fruck

when Annabelle sucks at darts and Julian beats her

I lost in darts,
Fruck

by specialbread May 16, 2019