Ford

1. A four-lettered word beginning with "F"

2. An American automotive company that has recently emasculated 4x4 trucks by assembling them from aluminum. The company has gotten a few things right such as the Ford 9-inch axle and the 300 ci I6, among others. If you buy one, get one with good aftermarket that is fairly straightforward to work on.

Jim: Hey, bro, I bought a '98 Ford Ranger!
Reuben: Hmm, add 285's, a 2.5" lift kit, a Detroit locker in back, a Warn Zeon 10,000 lb. winch, upgraded leaf suspension, headers, K&N Intake, 6" HID's, and custom bumpers, and maybe you can keep up with my stock Z71. ;-)

by ActiveShooter39 August 28, 2017

Fired

To be permanently suspended from a place of work.

Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Forced Right

Someone who is forced to the right on the political scale due to the fact they are in an extremely liberal area/school/city etc. and the aggressively liberal policies there force them to go to more right leaning political beliefs.

John went to UCLA a Democrat, came out a staunch Conservative, must have been Forced Right.

by SummerBoi?! February 1, 2018

fordmustang_x

A person who posts 6 shitty photos on instagram a week all of shitty car brands. Tall, blonde normally quite deep-voiced, but takes a lot of days of school to play GTA V on his xbox.

Wow, you really are a fordmustang_x

by Idris Khwaja February 19, 2018

fore-mid-gut-hind-gut

belly button your stomach hole

Did she let u put it in her fore-mid-gut-hind-gut

by foremidguthindgut May 24, 2018

Ford

FuckedOnRaceDay FixedOnRaceDay FoundOnRoadsideDead FixOrRepairDaily FlippedOverRussianDuneBuggy FuckerOnlyRunsDownHill ForOnlyRetardedDrivers. What do you call a ford at the top of a hill? A miracle, now what do you call two fords at the top of a hill? A mirage. Aluminum bodied dented up leaking wreck. When it leaks it’s owner says it’s marking its territory. Simply a piece of crap. The brand you think of while listening to Ode to my car by Adam Sandler (you should look that song up it explains ford better than I do)

Bob, “Wow! Is that a ford or a can of Campbell’s chunky loaded chicken corn chowder!” Bill, “no it’s my ford.” Bob, “I actually couldn’t tell!” Bill, “if you have a problem with it you can leave!” Bob, “that’s okay it wouldn’t be able to carry my weight anyway.”

by Vince740 July 2, 2018

Ford 5150

(n). Slang for Ford F-150 truck. 5150 is code for the criminally insane, which is what you may be if you drive this junk.

Ooh boy there's a big bad Ford 5150 on the side of the road with the hood open.

by boggler January 28, 2019