A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
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Side effects after visiting include extreme levels of frustration, excessive death of braincells and 'boomification'. If tempted to go there, DO NOT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.
Side effects after visiting include extreme levels of frustration, excessive death of braincells and 'boomification'. If tempted to go there, DO NOT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.
dad: Look at this picture I found on facebook (scrolls down facebook to find meme from 5 years ago)
person: oh no
person: oh no
by not_dover_ben January 27, 2020
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Get the Facebook dating mug.When you write post thinking its something inspiring or trending. But instead it receives lots of backlash. Due to the backlash you post an apology expressing your regret hitting send and delete the post.
Did you read Gina’s post on Facebook?
Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023
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person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
by movement37 September 11, 2011
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Fuck, my bitch ex was Marking Facebook Territory on Sarah's profile picture before I could like the picture, now I can't comment or like Sarah's picture!
by SethStreeter October 9, 2011
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