Grimsby town football club

a pile of absoluet fucking shit that play at blundell park in cleethorpes they are in the blue square premier and they are ponces but sometimes are cheated by referees

Grimsby Town Football Club 10th lost 1-0 to a team in 22nd

by JTBJaguars May 17, 2011

FootballSam

Girl who pretends to be your friend only when her best friend is mad at her. But once there friends again she treats you like you don't matter.

That girl was so FootballSam when she treated me like crap after her BFFAE and her stopped fighting.

by Yosupfool September 28, 2004

footballio

people who are pretending not to be Townies but who actually are.
Stupid Townies

NOT Matt Fletcher (he's a Townie)

by bob harris December 15, 2004

football fielder

A person who looks good from a distance (such as 100 yards) but up close they are downright ugly.

"Look at him he is cute"
"Wait until we get closer he might be a football fielder"

by knowwhatimean January 30, 2010

Football-app

This mythical beast, similar the dragon and griffin, has its origins from traditional mythology and believed by some to be real creatures

'the football-app, its real... i diggle you not!'

by welshy1984 May 6, 2010

football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

by Call_Me_Red April 23, 2011

football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016