Let me finish my fate

When someone has to finish something before they do something else

Wife:"Babe we're getting a divorce" Husband: "Let me finish my fate"

by StarkDanger February 17, 2025

The Marlboro Finisher

Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.

Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.

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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers

Anyone with basic human decency

Literally anyone

Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:

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Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,

“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”

by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025

I'm finding myself

A phrase often spoken by young women. It is actually an incomplete sentence though, and the full sentence reads "I'm finding myself in the beds of random guys".

"Hey, my name is Kira, I'm 19 and I'm finding myself. Not sure what I'm doing here. Not sure what I want. Don't swipe on me unless you're at least six foot."

by TheThinMan34 July 27, 2025

Three-Shart Finish

When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.

"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025

"million dollar move with a food stamp finish

dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.

So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."

by unDURYEAted January 4, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025