retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

elevate your feet

when someone is having sex and they pick up their partners legs so that their feet are in the air

Girl, I’m gonna make you elevate your feet tonight

by fartingshark May 1, 2018

Baker's feet

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

by Refi September 16, 2018

father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

lightning in my feet

AKA, ground shock . Landing from a jump causes pain in the foot which can sometimes be known as" lightning in my feet".

Jumping down from that wall gave me lightning in my feet.

by Rocky dog January 1, 2020

30,000 Feet Wank

To jerk off in the airplanes bathroom, specifically mid flight.

Guy 1: I just did the 30,000 Feet wank
Guy 2: Who are you? Why are you telling me this?

by Whatconstipationlookslike October 30, 2020

i like feet

someone who likes feet and licks feet for a job and licks feet all day for a living

mom: go outside

Kid: no can I lick my feet
Mom: ok you can go outside in 30 minutes
Kid:aaahh I got some toenail fungus ewwww!! Now thats i like feet 😋 😏 😌

by SkittelsYTLol November 30, 2020