high wank drive

like "high sex drive" only with a need for masturbation instead of sex

Tadhg: were you wanking again Kevin?
Kevin: leave me alone Tadhg, you know i have a high wank drive!

by wiseguy2505 June 17, 2010

samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"

by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003

driving by braille

This occurs when someone who is driving on the freeway consistently drives on the white reflectors to guide their path as opposed to driving in the center of the reflector lines. Much akin to a blind person running their fingers over the special bumps to read something.

Hey are you gonna stop driving by braille or what? It's giving me a headache.

by Laura Chatterton May 17, 2007

The Driver

Incredibly expierenced, mysterious, and skilled driver. Derived from The Hire.

A: "Did you see that police car chase?"
B: "Yeah. The suspect was driving like The Driver."

by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

Snow Plow Driver

The asshole who sits around the corner and waits until you completely clear your driveway and then fills it in with the blade of his plow.

These people don't sleep at night...and they likely play with dolls as a hobby...they don't call em flakes for nothing!

No example necessary - if you live in a climate where there is snow then you KNOW the Snow Plow Driver is EVIL

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

hard drive

A computer's data-storage device.

I had to get a new hard drive for my computer because my old one was full.

by AYB March 10, 2003

truck drivers

the one type of humans in the world who have ultimate and no limitation to their authority on the roads.

policeman: why were you speeding back there sir?

truck drivers: im a truck driver.

by KING PENG August 13, 2008