douchebag

Anyone who has or does play World of Warcraft.

dude, that nerd over there is such a douchebag.

by The Revanator December 8, 2010

douchebag

Anyone who orders Wine, with a glass of ice one the side. Then randomly drops ice cubes into his/her wine glass.

You are sitting in a bar, everyone at the bar is having beer or some other adult type beverage. This DOUCHEBAG has the unmitigated gall to order a chardonnay with a glass of ice on the side.

by Barobserver March 26, 2011

Douchebag

Anyone who defends, supports or gives acceptance to Donald J. Trump. Including the man himself.

That douchebag should set the example as our president. Disgraceful...

by BassBoyEE May 25, 2020

douchebad

Someone who ignores you on aim.

That Adam won't respond to my IMs. What a douchebad!

by Gee Minor April 16, 2007

douchebag

That area between a dick and and asshole.

Most often used when describing a member of the male sex.

"The Situation" just signed deals with Christian Audigier and Ed Hardy, what a douchebag.

by theachman April 25, 2011

Major Douchebag

A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.

A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.

by Kris Brown December 11, 2007

Schrödinger’s Douchebag

When you are both dead inside from the jokes you tell but feel alive when you laugh at them.

Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’s Douchebag. More like show me your dönger. JK.

by Denuncerò January 4, 2021