girl dookie

means a girl is bullshitting/full of shit/aint talking about nothing but shit .

Friend - “Girl I just got 50k from my ex! I’m outsideee.”

You - “Girl dookie ! You lying 😂😂😂.”

by 1lorkhloo August 1, 2023

Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 1, 2018

Doo doo dookie

Poop

I just a fucking a giant doo doo dookie 💩💩

by Clover’snotmynameyeye May 28, 2019

Rooty Tooty fresh and Doody

When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.

Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020

ford f2fitty super doody

How them country bois pronounce they trucks

This ain't any normal truck this is a Ford f2fitty super doody

by Space1947 January 27, 2021

When the dookie is everflowing

When a tsunami is about to hit, but the dookie never stops coming.

"Bro, where are you, the tsunami is about to hit!"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"

by The everflowing dooker March 6, 2021

Hock a dookie

When you shit at high velocity.

Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.

Hock a dookie

by wolddir January 21, 2022