don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015

Don't Shit December

When you don't shit for the entire month of december. It can be very dangerous, but it's a fun activity.

Good luck!

-Hey, have you heard of Don't Shit December?
-No, is that a shit version of No Nut november?

by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG November 5, 2018

Don't Dick December

For those who failed NO NUT NOVEMBER and wants to give it another attempt for the most amazing load on NEW YEARS

"Im gonna try "don't dick December" since my weak ass failed "No Nut November"

by hando227 December 5, 2018

don't lie

A code used when putting a friend on the spot. It implies that you want your friend to lie, usually to cover up something the former shouldn't say.

Kevin: Harry! Harry! Real quick, don't lie. Where we comin' from?

Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

Don’t fuck me on this

A more aggressive way to say “don’t mess up,” and “don’t fuck me over.” It’s usually used as a way to convince someone to take part in something they don’t want to. It often repeated twice when said, just to really drive home that the person should not fuck them on this.

Dereck: I don’t think this is a good idea.
Stephen: Listen man, don’t fuck me on this. Do not fuck me on this.

by Lattesuprema November 16, 2020

Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).

“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

don't be a fauchi

A person or persons that change their mind constantly.

Don't be a Fauchi, make up your mind

by Seymour Asse February 22, 2021